Monthly Archives: May 2014

Seriously?! F*** Mass Shooters

But don’t actually fuck them. You don’t have to. It’s actually your right to say “no” when some creepy motherfucker creeps on you. It’s your right to protect yourself. And no, saying a quick “yes” now to avoid pissing him off is not protecting yourself. It is becoming more deeply entrenched with a creep. Say no now, and say no often.

That sicko *I refuse to say his name* had money, two parents, and I saw his picture–he was decently good-looking. Do you know what it means when a rich, decently good-looking man can’t get a date? IT MEANS HE’S A FUCKING CREEP.

If you are a rich, decently good-looking man and women don’t want you, guess what? YOU ARE A CREEP.

It’s a harsh truth, but guess what? Life is full of harsh truths, and dealing with them is part of living. EVERYONE struggles. You are NOT the only one with SHIT. You are not the only one whose fucking parents divorced!! You are not the only one whose father’s business went under! YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH ROMANTIC TROUBLES>>>>IT’s called “dating”! Welcome to the rest of your damn life! DEAL. WITH. IT.

oh, and one more thing. There is one grand secret that will lessen your troubles and aid you on your grand quest to getting laid. Are you ready? Write this down, you’ll want to remember it. It’s really important. OK, here goes:

STOP BEING A PITY-PARTY THROWING, ANGRY, SELF-LOATHING, JUDGMENTAL CREEP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW AND I PROMISE SOME DRUNK GIRL WILL SEE YOUR MONEY AND DECENT LOOKS AND OVERLOOK YOUR GENERAL ABSENCE OF A PERSONALITY.

That’s what I’D say to that sicko if I had the chance. Right after I slapped the shit out of him.

I honestly don’t know if I’ll ever live in the States again. I’m 27 years old and I feel LUCKY and BLESSED that I made it out alive. Literally, that I made it out of our school system without ever having undergone the trauma of a mass shooting.

This is fucking wrong. This is the wrong thing.

Our society has always had two category of celebrity: the famous and the infamous. Everyone knows Al Capone’s name and no one thought any harm of it. 

Well you know what? Harm has come. This particular little shit wrote a 141-page MANIFESTO that reads like a damn set of theatrics. He coordinated this. He wanted to be seen. And guess what? It’s OBVIOUS. And guess what else?

WE’RE GIVING HIM WHAT HE WANTS.

So you know what we just said to all the other entitled ass kids who want attention and can’t think of any other way to get it? Try mass shooting. You’ll be famous. You’ll be all over the web and TV. Everyone will be talking about you. That’s what you want right? MASS SHOOTING IS THE WAY TO GET IT.

That’s the message we’re sending!!!!!!!! IS ANYONE ELSE NOT OK WITH THIS?????

You know what I propose? Anyone who commits grievous crimes against society, a la mass shootings, should be stricken from the damn record. It should be a crime to say their name in public. Their social security numbers should be wiped out, their school records should be burned. We as a society should erase them. They should cease to exist. 

Do you give a screaming 3-year old in a grocery store that popsicle?? Or do you make it known that that’s not the way to get what they want, and that sometimes they’re just gonna have to deal with the word “no”? Fuck; I hope it’s the latter. 

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